clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

(vía crystallized-teardrops)


This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

(vía jaybird-spotting)

disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

(vía jaybird-spotting)

chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

(vía jaybird-spotting)

clamjob:

intensional:

snakebiteheartt:

Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff 


I FOLLOW BACK

shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo

clamjob:

intensional:

snakebiteheartt:

Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff

I FOLLOW BACK

shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo

(vía jaybird-spotting)

phil-has-a-monster-cock:

california-cla-ssy:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

sexponents:

1997 leonardo can get it

2013 leonardo can get it

leonardo can get it whenever he wants

unless it is an oscar

phil-has-a-monster-cock:

california-cla-ssy:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

sexponents:

1997 leonardo can get it

2013 leonardo can get it

leonardo can get it whenever he wants

unless it is an oscar

(vía jaybird-spotting)

nessuno:

thelegendofben:

hogglette:

oh hey link what’s up little guy

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you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?

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well let’s take a look see

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holy shit

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holy SHIT

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it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma

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i’m so proud

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wat

whAT

(vía crystallized-teardrops)

unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

(vía crystallized-teardrops)

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Fuente: trashboat, vía crystallized-teardrops)


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